You Can't Afford These Insane Houses

Fall is almost over, leaves are falling, and you know people are a bit moody - low-key existential dread.

So today’s theme is “close your eyes and freakin dream.” Imagine you have f*'#k you money, and anything is within your financial reach. With this in mind, here are ten of the most exclusive real estate properties currently available for sale in Greece. 🤑 

While writing this one, I was thinking about the lyrics from “What a Girl Wants” by Christina Aguilera, so click here, turn the volume up, and enjoy.

“What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever makes me happy sets you free”

Ooh and don’t forget these properties are eligible for the Greek Golden Visa Program 😅 

1. Ekali - Price: more zeros than you can count

14,000,000, this 11 bedroom, 12 bathroom, 16,016 Sq. Ft. home is built on 1.37 Acres of land.

Utopia is where old-world charm meets "I’ve made it" vibes. In the swankiest Athens suburb, this mansion has a jaw-dropping marble staircase and enough elegance to make royalty jealous. Bonus: there’s a game room, home theater, and space to build more—because why not? 🤷 

2. Vouliagmeni - Price: Think “sold your startup” money 💰️ 

This nifty little house with 4 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, 7,100 Sq. Ft. is priced at $13,000,000

Ever dreamed of living like a VIP? Built in 2011, this house is packed with everything from mountain views to a private pool, BBQ, and even a playroom. Perfect for pets, parties, or just pretending you’re on permanent vacation. Within a few steps reach resides an oil prince - the gate of that building is just gold, no joke, real freakin gold🥇 

3. Mykonos - Price: About the same as buying your own island, but less paperwork

$17,400,000 gets you a 14 bed, 14 bath, 14,638 Sq. Ft. built on 2.39 Acres of land, a boho concept place in Mykonooooss.

Picture this - Mykonian elegance meets ultimate relaxation. Jaw-dropping sea views, infinity pools, and sunsets that make you question every other vacation you've ever taken. Tennis courts, a helipad, and two stunning villas complete the scene. Close to the buzz, yet totally zen.

4. Agios Nikolaos - Price: Slightly more than Zeus’ throne

This one is cheap: $13,500,000 gets you 15 beds, 20 baths, and 10,255 Sq. Ft. on 1.11 Acres of land with a private beach and dock for your yacht on the cliff side. What else do you want in life?

On a private peninsula, L'Île is where you escape reality—complete with its own sandy beach. Whitewashed walls and breezy verandas blend into the ultimate zen retreat. Whether hosting a party or hiding from the world, this island oasis has you covered.

5. Corfu - Price: Let’s just say the word “castle” isn’t used lightly

For $13,000,000, you can get 6 beds, 6 baths, and 1,76 Acres of land, and you can swim in the bluest, most private waters in the world. 

The ultimate hideaway with sweeping Ionian Sea views and unmatched privacy, it features three hillside villas, infinity pools, a private cove, and sun-soaked terraces. It is ideal for soaking up the Greek sunshine and living your best island life!

6. Porto Heli - Price: Think of the GDP of a small country, then double it

At $13,000,000, you get 7 beds, 5 baths, 5,381 sq. ft., and 11.12 Acres of freakin land. The “boats” are not included, but the private beach definitely is.

This property is coastal bliss on the waterfront with stunning views of the Saronic Islands. It's a paradise for relaxation and adventure with guesthouses, stables, a private harbor, and over 2,000 fruit trees. Complete with a BBQ area and mini-church! **Priest is not included.

7. Agios Emiliano - Price: Big enough to make Aristotle roll in his grave.

The theme is, why rent a tennis court when you can buy one with an unparalleled view? For just shy of $10,000,000 you get 9 beds, 10 baths, 10,673 sq. ft. on 0.62 Acres of land.

This luxurious Peloponnese hideaway with stunning sea views, a massive saltwater pool, and ultimate privacy. With sleek interiors, two guesthouses, a secret tunnel to the beach, and a jetty for your boat, it’s the perfect mix of relaxation and adventure just minutes from Spetses. Also, you can embrace your inner Novak, Rafa, Andre, or whichever tennis player you idolize. 🎾 

8. Pelion - Price: Enough to make your accountant cry

$8,000,000 gets you 10 beds, 10 baths, 7,147 sq. Ft. on 2.43 Acres of land and the best hiking and mountain climbing places in Greece within a quick helicopter ride.

A private slice of paradise in Pelion, where stunning sea views meet elegant, laid-back luxury. With a chef’s dream kitchen (not that the owner ever cooks there - just a hypothesis), plush sea-view bedrooms, and a secluded beach, this estate has it all. Lush gardens, a pool, and sun-soaked terraces complete the “Dad I want this house” for my bday 🎂 

9. Antiparos - Price: We’re talking “more yachts than you’ll ever need” kind of rich

$7,300,000-ish gets you 8 beds, 10 baths, 6,275 sq. ft. on 1.13 Acres of land in one of the most up-and-coming islands in South Aegean

Picture this: You wake up to the stunning blue, glide down sleek stairs, and with a swipe, open 6-meter-high windows as the sea breeze greets you. A few steps later, you're diving into the crystal waters of Antiparos. This masterpiece is pure bliss with 180° views, eco-friendly design, and luxury at every corner, from its infinity pool to its private vineyard. Add in top-notch high-tech comforts, and you’ve got your dream home come to life.

10. Pick your own adventure

Wednesdays are for dreamers, so click here and see if you can find your perfect 10/10 home in Greece. Sometimes dreams DO come true. 😀 

Happy Travels! 🗺️